A tumblr dedicated to popular Janet Jackson videos starring dancing beets in place of backup dancers.
A tumblr dedicated to the unfanciest fanciest ladies of to the night in America’s most desirable zip code.
A tumblr dedicated to the music of Beyonce Knowles remastered and re-recorded by diva Basset Hounds.
Extra Credit - Most popular hits include: If I Were A Toy (Poodle); Single Ladies, Put Ringworm On It; Basset & Clyde featuring Jack Russell-Z
A tumblr dedicated to the rogue investigation techniques used to uncover the unsolved mysteries behind Who Ate The God Damn Last Piece Of Pie?
A tumblr dedicated to the perils one faces when trying to individually name a coop full of baby chickens.
A tumblr dedicated to famous people named Pat sporting inappropriately chosen wigs.
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Extra Credit: This wig also works with Pat Boone, Neil Patrick Harris or Peppermint Patty of Peanuts fame.
A tumblr dedicated to this generation’s answer for The Muppet Babies.
A tumblr dedicated to various ways to help Mark Sanchez clean up after a hard day at work with the New York Jets.
A tumblr dedicated to impossibly stupid candle scents.
A tumblr dedicated to clocking the amount of time it takes a person to make eye contact with you after changing from the seat next to you to the seat directly across from you on the subway.
